Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Use this fucking slut
Don't let it slip out again!
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Only one thing can get done around her
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Solid presentation prep, boss
I've been missing out
I love your ideas, honey
Swallow, count and repeat