Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Use this fucking slut
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I'll help you get up, baby
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Don't let it slip out again!
I've been missing out
Only one thing can get done around her
Swallow, count and repeat
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I love your ideas, honey